WISDOM EEBBALL

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This is the best wisdom teeth joke I could find:

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth?

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60." But it will be pretty painfull.

"That's still too expensive," the man says. It does not matter how painful it is.

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20." That could be more pain then you can stand.

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

"Hm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my daughter for next Tuesday!"

/dad

Posted by Paul Cotton @ 06.06.2003 05:46 AM PST

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Ha-ha.
i'm getting my wisdom teeth out soon...er than later i hope.. because they're starting to hurt especially when i drink cold water.
lala.
i got my weekly salary today.
for the second time in my life i EARNED MONEY.
wow, i really take everything for granted- even my earnings :(
fool and his money are soon parted.
maybe it's not my money. it isn't my money.
i'm given everything so i'll use it well :)
oh, i saw a graffiti on a wall today.
and it said:

"Those who cling to worthless idols
forfeit the grace that could be theirs."
- Jonah 2:8